How to Survive AI as a Non-Believer With a Psychotic Boss
The Algorithmic Bridge Alberto Romero
A satirical guide says the trick to surviving corporate AI mania isn't believing the hype, it's faking it convincingly. Your boss doesn't care what you think about AI, just that you're 'the AI guy.'
Based on reporting by The Algorithmic Bridge, Alberto Romero — read the original for the full story.
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Alberto Romero, who writes The Algorithmic Bridge, has a blunt diagnosis for the modern workplace: your boss has AI psychosis, and your opinion on the matter doesn't count. Not because you're wrong, he argues, but because the market doesn't reward being right. It rewards matching the obsession of whoever signs your paycheck, and right now that obsession is AI, all the way up the org chart to the CEO's own AI-first ambitions.
The piece reads less like career advice and more like a survival manual for people who've sat through one too many all-hands meetings about AI-enhanced productivity. Romero's central move is separating belief from performance. You don't have to think the hype is justified. You just have to act like your boss's favorite Slack article about AI transformation is the most important thing you've read all week, and say so within two minutes of it landing in the channel.
His tactical advice is almost comically specific: respond fast, echo a phrase like 'this tracks with what I've been seeing,' reference a subheading to prove you actually opened the link, and never, under any circumstances, use the word 'slop' near leadership. It's less about mastering AI tools and more about mastering the theater of enthusiasm that keeps you employed while everyone above you rides the hype wave.
What makes the argument land is that Romero isn't some AI skeptic yelling from the sidelines. He says outright that he finds AI useful. His complaint is narrower and, honestly, more interesting: the gap between genuine usefulness and manufactured obsession has become a survival hazard for anyone who refuses to perform belief they don't hold. He frames this as a pragmatic mindset shift for what he calls the 'aware but skeptical' majority, people who see the tech's value but also see the mania clearly, and have to navigate both at once.
The piece ends with a dare disguised as an out: you can quit now if you want, he says, but you probably shouldn't. In an economy where automation anxiety already sits heavy over every job posting, faking enthusiasm reads as the smaller cost.
My take — AI-written commentary, not fact-checked reporting
This is the most honest thing anyone's written about corporate AI culture in months, mostly because it doesn't pretend the hype is about technology at all. It's about power and paychecks, and pretending otherwise is how people get fired for having good judgment. My only quibble: performing belief for survival is exactly how bad AI decisions get rubber-stamped by rooms full of people privately rolling their eyes.
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